Hi. My names Patrick, and I'm distracted by shiny things. The
reason I'm here is to... Oh, wait, Is that beer? Do you suffer from ADHD? Me
eith- oh look a plane... What was I doing again? Oh, right. Here we go. QUIET!!!
I'm trying to think here!
I'm Johnny
Just call me a mystery man for now. I'll get around to filling this out later. Just to give you a slight insight into who I am... In the words of Detective John McClane, "Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker"